saintalia:

this bitch empty

YEET

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papifromdablock:

if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette

(via ejactoolate)

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

(via squave)

spreezpz:

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

dumbgay:

lana del rey could release an album of nothing but her blowing cigarette smoke into the microphone and it would still be better than anything ed shermans ever put out

(via ven0moth)

twunkgoals:

if ur gay and u smoke cigarettes u probs want to die and im with ya there

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lesbiansansastark:

when all your friends are talking abt their trash bfs and your gay ass can’t relate so you feel good for a second before you remember how lonely you are

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